General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.07 22:16:00 -
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To be honest I try to keep my nose out of alliance politics whenever I can. However I have a reputation as one of the most thorough and enquiring minds in COAD and was recently asked to conduct a detailed analysis of the real identity of Jotram, the criminal 'mastermind' who stole billions from his own alliance in their greatest hour of need.
At first I expected my enquiries to draw a blank, but as my investigations continue I can only conclude that the thief was, in fact, none other than the former alliance leader Mr darth solo.
At first I thought this preposterous, but rumours abound on these forums that solo is, in fact, Jotram himself.
Let's look at the evidence we know already:
 Whilst Insurgency was on its last legs, hemmed in on all sides by hostile forces, solo himself ordered all pilots to contract all their remaining possessions to Jotram, and reassured pilots that their assets would be safe/
He made this announcement at almost exactly the time that we subsequently know he had decided to fold the alliance. Motivation to leave with a cut of the takings could well have been too much to bear.
However my enquiries have turned over a few new interesting facts about the relationship between Jotram / solo.
COINCIDENCE?
As was recently noted by another forum member, they have a remarkable knack of cropping up on these forums minutes apart. In fact, if you look back at their posting histories you'll notice a remarkable correlation.
HORRIFIC PUNCTUATION
Let's take a look at their posting style. To take two random examples:
 Originally by: "darth solo"
as far as im concerned they dont owe any of us anything, they more than earned it, quality corp.
d solo.
Originally by: "Jotram"
Insurgency, im sorry.... so sorry, darth, dont let anyone blame you for this its not your fault. you trusted me and you were brutally betrayed.
Quite striking that both use the same 'too cool for capitals' approach to sentence structure, and are unable to use apostrophes correctly. Note the bolded words.
NAIL IN THE COFFIN?
A couple of final observations. Ask yourself the following... A search on the forums reveals that Jotram was a HUGELY profilic spammer of the recruitment forums on Insurgency's behalf. He appeared to work tirelessly on behalf of the alliance darth led. He also claims to be an extremely active member of leadership. Yet Jotram almose never posted on his own Alliance forums . Why?! It seems strange that someone so active in recruitment chooses never to participate in his own alliance's forums.
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The case isn't yet closed, and I don't yet have enough evidence to conclude finally, once and for all, that mr d solo = Jotram. With a razor sharp mind like mine on the case, however, it's only a matter of time.
If there's any other way I can help this community, just ask.
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